So, J came home from the store last week with these little evil eggs in tow. "Look what I got you!" he tells me. I looked at the box and felt dizzy with excitement. BUT this year is different. I have been losing weight, excersing religiously, and eating healthy. I am so proud of myself. My hard work is finally paying off. Now, I do indulge myself with treats, but no Cadbury Eggs this year for me. I am taking a stand! No more! Those things will stay in that drawer until J, my sister, or someone else wants to eat them! So, hurry someone! Come get them!
My Dear Cadbuy Eggs,
I will miss you dearly this year. You always made me smile and feel so good inside. You were such a great, tasty treat. You hit all the right spots and just made me so so happy. You were a good campanion and loyal friend. But I know what you do to my hips and thighs. So, I'm making a change this year and you are going to stay in the drawer for others to eat you. Just knowing if I eat even one of you, then I have to stay on that dang treadmill for an additional 45 minutes and nothing. is. worth. that. I will miss you though. Thanks for all the wonderful times we had together.
Love always,
Me




4 comments:
Love the heartfelt letter! Way to stay on track!! :)
And your will power is paying off - you're looking Fan-tab-u-lous! :)
Bwahahahahahaha! Love it! Love it! Will you please write a letter to cheese pizza for me??
Don't be tryin to pawn those things off on me!
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