I never really thought of Jeff as a prankster, but he has been on a roll lately. The other night as we were getting ready for bed, he kept acting weird. He would go out to his car, come back, go back out, and he was acting suspicious. I asked him what he was doing, and he said, "Oh, nothing. But you are going to be mad at me tonight!" I couldn't get him to tell me what he was talking about so I just went along my business of getting ready to go to bed.
Well, as I was getting out of the shower, I open the shower door and come face to face with this.
I froze. My heart stopped beating, and I thought, "Oh my gosh, I am going to die naked!" Jeff starts laughing, thinking this was so funny. I just stared at him. With the pregnancy scare and now this...I seriously think he is trying to get me to have a heart attack.
And yes, that was a real knife from our kitchen! I think Jeff is going crazy!
10 comments:
he needs some type of golf-therapy to release that inner creativity....
quit taking it out on your poor wife! :)
Yikes!! I love that your first thought was one of modesty, though!
Ok, I was a little taken back and my heart stopped for just a bit when the picture loaded on my screen. I cannot image how terrified you were in person!
All I have to say to Jeff is...paybacks, paybacks...you just wait! Mandy you have to get him back!
He would have caught a nad kick so fast he wouldn't know what hit him. :)
Yeah, dying naked...that's a nightmare I've had before! Yikes!
Once Ryan thought he would be cute and jump out from behind the counter to scare me. My first reaction was to kick, so I kicked him in the face! I girl has to defend herself! I agree with Amanda on this one - a swift kick in the nads would do just fine ;)
I have done the "swift kick" many times and believe me they learn quickly!
Thanks girls! The next time (what am I saying--hopefully there WON'T be a next time!) a "swift kick" will be happening!!!
Oh my gosh! I cannot believe you didn't kill him. Steve jumps out and scares me all of the time, and get a reflex slap on the face. I don't know why he doesn't learn. He thinks it's hilarious too. What is it with them that they have to get their kicks from scaring us?
Bryan has never done that to me (thank goodnes), but if he did my self defense training would definately come in to play!
So scary! I seriously would have freaked!
Ooh...he is asking for it :o)
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