Mommyisms

I loved reading Sara's blog about the things that come out of her mouth during the day. After reading that blog, I began to listen to myself. Boy, I do say some of the strangest things! I guess when you have kiddos running around the house, you just never know what is going to fly out of your mouth. Here are a few things I have heard myself say.

*No, I don't want to see your boogers.
*I don't think daddy is bringing you home an accordion today.
*Yes, that is a big poo in the toilet! Good job!
*Please, put the scissors down right now!
*Don't spit out your carrots.
*Put your shirt back on!
*We can't go to Target and buy you a zebra.
*Don't take those panties away, Lily had them first! (said while I was doing laundry, they were clean--promise!)
*Quit trying to poke out your eye!
*Stop licking your sister!

The list just goes on and on but those are just a few! What are your mommyisms?